Scary Face

So last night, the Queen and I saw a news program where some woman was being interviewed, and all good taste aside, I remarked how scary the woman's face was. Picture the stereotypical witch face and make her pasty white. Got the image? Exactly like that. So the Queen lays down a loaded question, as women are wont to do, "So would you leave me if my face ever got that scary?" Really, this is as bad as, "Does this make me look fat?"

However, the wisdom of years and clever words dropped the perfect retort into my lap, so I replied, "Well, your face will never look that scary, so I don't see how it's a relevant question."

Boom. Owned.

But no kidding, that woman had a scary face.