You know the coolest part about writing in a blog pretty consistently. You can actually get off your brain anything that is bugging you, and you can say pretty much anything you want about it. Add to that in a semi-anonymous environment such as this is, as long as I am mostly careful with references, I can say whatever I want with minimal repercussions, provided I avoid the following topics and references (LIST REDACTED BY MGMT).
Whew, I'm glad I got that off my chest. Seriously, though, it has brightened my mood and made my outlook so much ... you know, the same as what it was before, but it's far easier to delude myself into the positive what with having "talked" about it in a manner that you read and not hear. I can also pretend I am funny, which is fun in and of itself. Naturally, everyone on the internet is a comedian (or comedienne, in case you happen to be female - I'd hate to offend (see list above)), so everyone thinks they're quite funny in every circumstance.
Example? Oh, there are so many. Yes, so very many examples that I could give if only my memory went back far enough to list them all. Oh, you'd love such a list. Yup. Sorry, it ain't happening. This one time... no, I got nothing. But if I did, you'd find it hilarious.
Yeah. Hilarious.
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Wankel rotary engine. That's funny, right? The trouble with stream of consciousness is the amount of rocks and fish poop you come across.
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